sponge quote palooza

I just made this amazing thing up.

It's called a sponge quote palooza.

So here is what I like to call a little sponge quote palooza blogging action. Here's a googillion quotes from the one and only show.. SPONGEBOB!!

"Patrick: What does claustophobia mean?

Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward: What?
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: Stop, Patrick! You're scaring him!"

"Spongebob, there's two kinds of people. There's people who are normal and there is you."

Squidward

"This is the last straw. I would rather rip out my brain stem, run to the nearest 4 way intersection and skip rope with it than continue to live where I do now!" Squidward

Spongebob: Give me a shot...of milk
Squidward: Milk?
Spongebob: 2%
Squidward: Think you can handle it?

Isn't this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us. - Spongebob Squarepants

Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

I can't see my forehead! - Patrick

Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. - Patrick

Is mayonaise an instrument? -Patrick

Come on! You know, I Wumbo, you Wumbo, he she we.. wumbo? Wumboligy, the study of of Wumbo! It's first grade, Spongebob! -Patrick

"Either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants!" Mr. Krabs

King Neptune: [to Spongebob] And as for you, be back with my crown in exactly 10 days. Patrick Star: [Appears out of nowhere] He can do it in nine. King Neptune: Eight. Patrick Star: Seven. King Neptune: Six Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick! Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [He and Spongebob attack Patrick] King Neptune: Six it is then. Patrick Star: [while being choked by Mr. Krabs] Five? SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, shush! 

And the 1st Official Sponge Quote Palooza is brought to an end, but it's definately not the last!
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