excitement. like christmas

oh my garsh oh my garsh oh my garsh  GARSH GARSH!!
I AM SSSOOOO EXCITED! like unbelievably and extremely non scientifically blow your bananas out of their sockets excited!

I am GOING TO DISNEYLAND!! oh my garshy i love love love disneyland ever so passionately i just want to hug it and kiss it and tuck it in for bed time and read it a bed time story that's how much i love love love disneyland.
hope you guys have a FANTASTICO LOVELY UEA  and completely and utterly enjoy yourselves because i don't want to make any of you people feel bad because you're not going to some cool place like the happiest place on earth. so yeah have a g-reat time whether it's at home or in some random foreign terrain you better like it as long as you're not desperately having sleepovers at school.


okay i'm making people feel bad. i shall officially shut up.  

sponge quote palooza

I just made this amazing thing up.

It's called a sponge quote palooza.

So here is what I like to call a little sponge quote palooza blogging action. Here's a googillion quotes from the one and only show.. SPONGEBOB!!

"Patrick: What does claustophobia mean?

Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward: What?
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: Stop, Patrick! You're scaring him!"

"Spongebob, there's two kinds of people. There's people who are normal and there is you."

Squidward

"This is the last straw. I would rather rip out my brain stem, run to the nearest 4 way intersection and skip rope with it than continue to live where I do now!" Squidward

Spongebob: Give me a shot...of milk
Squidward: Milk?
Spongebob: 2%
Squidward: Think you can handle it?

Isn't this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us. - Spongebob Squarepants

Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

I can't see my forehead! - Patrick

Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. - Patrick

Is mayonaise an instrument? -Patrick

Come on! You know, I Wumbo, you Wumbo, he she we.. wumbo? Wumboligy, the study of of Wumbo! It's first grade, Spongebob! -Patrick

"Either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants!" Mr. Krabs

King Neptune: [to Spongebob] And as for you, be back with my crown in exactly 10 days. Patrick Star: [Appears out of nowhere] He can do it in nine. King Neptune: Eight. Patrick Star: Seven. King Neptune: Six Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick! Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [He and Spongebob attack Patrick] King Neptune: Six it is then. Patrick Star: [while being choked by Mr. Krabs] Five? SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, shush! 

And the 1st Official Sponge Quote Palooza is brought to an end, but it's definately not the last!
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