Tuesday, December 28, 2010

geeks

guess who got a haircut?

GUESS!!!




okay, okay. it was me... ya like? see??
 

this is the okay one...

...this is the geek one!

who let the geeks out? who? who? who? who?

             


do ya like my haircut? hopefully...... i don't want to look geeky or anything. i mean, that is the complete OPPOSITE of what I want!!!


geeks. shhmmph. can't stand them and i never will...
i mean,like this one. what a GEEK!! geeky is just written ALL over her face!!! 
Shrmphhh. geeks. 
I once met this kid,they just thought they knew everything!! i mean the kid even had the geeky glasses, the way too high pants and the snotty nose. hmph. GEEKS!!
ps that was me....

well if you want to join me, you should take the oath to join GSI.


GSI= GEEK SQUAD INTERNATIONAL!! 

comment if you're in!! 

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

awww shucks

i am pretty sad right now, because emily left today... so i went to emily's hotel yesterday and me and my bff care bear swam there. it was pretty fun and then we ran around in the halls and ate free cookies and bought stuff out of the vending machines that didn't accept pennies. and then my mom came and me, emily and caroline played down by the banks on the floor while random business people walked by. 

then we took pics of us crying and laughing and punching each other's thighs. and then we went home, and i was crying, and caroline was being an anaconda, and i took a shower and i was still crying and then i went downstairs to distract myself.

i got some medicine to knock myself out (jk :))  ) and i went on my email and blubbed about me and my misery. then i went to bed and i slept till noon, surprisingly, because i was so tired and miserable. 
then i ate fast food today and acted miserable and ate chocolate and wallowed in my own sorrow. it was pretty  fun and now caroline is over and i am not so lonely and now i am happy :)

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

girl's basketball CONDITIONING! fun!

well today was very, very fun. it was girl's basketball conditioning. wow, look at that, i'm choking on my own sarcasm.
and no, i don't mean that we all shampooed and then put conditioner in our hair.
it was at 7 am to 7:45!! well this is a list of the fun and relaxing things that we did! :
~wall situps at a precise 90 degree angle for a minute or two
~ladders-twice
~hop on right foot across court and back
~hop on left foot across court and back
~do right hand layups for a minute in an ever moving rotation
~do left hand layups in an agonizingly painful ever moving rotation
~popsicle sticks for a long time (you get on your forearms and do a situp position)
~pushup position twice
~not to mention ten or so laps to warm up
~ stretching
~defensive position across the court and back
~ push ups and then getting up and jumping as high as you could, and we did 20 of those
~ jumping as high and far as you can across the court and back

fun, right? well, i'm doing it all over again on thursday. and it sucks because i am way way way out of shape because i don't have freaking gym this semester!!grrrr!!
but the sad thing is, it's completely optional. yet i'm doing it :)


too bad i didn't take a picture of me spitting in my hand and wiping it on the bottom of my shoes!

Friday, November 26, 2010

it's the most busiest time of the year


oh my golly gravy! there have been many things going on lately!!

1) yesterday was thanksgiving, doy, to all those sleeping beauties who have no idea what day it is. we started eating at two!!
man, my relatives must be pretty eager to get fat or something. just kidding. but anyway, the day before i excersized to Richard Simmons with my old chunky aunts and grammie mas so we could eat a lot of food for thanksgiving. And if you don't know who richard simmons is... heh heh, watch this. You'll just love him.
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Also, we watched Tangled on thanksgiving at the gateway! it was a super ninja disney movie!  i loved it! here's the trailer.



2) it's black friday today! yahoo!
i wonder how busy the hospital is... just kidding. anyway, my mom keeps saying how she doesn't really need  to go shopping, and then i keep telling her yes, you do! and now if she doesn't go, i am going to feel really guilty, because i just get guily about those kinds of things. like if i finsih a book too fast, i feel guilty because i didn't savor it. see what i mean?but anway, merry clearance rack day.

3) i amazingly stuck myself in a primary children's choir.. so i guess i'm going to that tomorrow, wearing my gorgeous and classy 1900's choir dress that some lady in the ward lent me. joy.

4) i am really ticked off (or at least was) that poor little Thanksgiving was being overlooked, like every other year. Poor Thanksgiving, every year people just can't wait for it to be over so it can get on to Christmas. Well I was really outraged on Thanksgiving's part this year, and I refused to listen to christmas music, or watch christmas shows. but then one day i came home from school and dear darling mother had putten up the christmas lights. Perfect, Thanksgiving was being overlooked once more.. just like the middle child of the family.... just kidding.
But since it's over.. my mom had me write my christmas list today. I'll see how that works out.

5) i am doing service tomorrow. yay, service! more specifically, i was supposed to be raking leaves with my buddies, but you know, it's kinda snowy outside so we are now shoveling snow for ronald mcdonald house. it'll kill 3 hours of the service i have to do for honors!

6) that was the lamest blizzard of all time on wednesday. man, i even got to have a sleepover with Emily in my room because a) she's leaving soon and b) it was chilly willy outside, so we thought it would be fun to get all cozy inside. well, that worked out dandily.

Well, i think i'd better go do some richard simmons now. i might even do it in my lovely choir dress now that i'm at it. adios amigos, and don't even try to get a tan in the 20 degree weather. believe me, it doesn't work.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

sadness

ok guess what. sad news.
my my eternal soul sister friend extreme bbfffffff is moving to oklahoma. it's mems, who i mentioned in post #1 and is the other weird cuttlefish playing oboe on the live laugh avery  background.

so this month is gonna be the BEST-mOnTh-EVA!!
we're going to do everything fun imaginable and have like the best memories of my entire life!! can't wait! actually i can. cross that out. so this is practically going to be really awesome and fun, and then i can be depressed. :)


ps mems i love you! don't punch me in the thigh for writing this!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

HARRY POTTER MaDnEsS!!!!

1st item of business: Birthday ShOuToUtS!!
November Bday shoutouts!! (that I can remember) are...
Jessica: You're awesome! Happy old birthday on november 6. Merry birthday.

Onnie!: Oh, Onnie/ Annie. What do I say. You have a good one Lefevre! Jolly birthday to you my dear friend! (november 2nd)
Kait: Kaitlin, kaitlin, kaitlin. Kaitlin, kaitlin. Kait.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! (in three days) Have a very glorious one.

Colin: Colin, colin, colin. Colin, colin. Colin. Nothing else to say there.
Just kidding. Happy birthday on the... er... 15th? 

Obbie: Obbie!! Happy birthday on the 17th!! YAY OBBIE! sorry that was a little abnormal, that obbie bidness.

anywhoooooo.....


(SAID IN BRITISH ACCENT)  I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED FOR (said in awesome voice) Harry potter and the deathly hallows: part 1 of the epic finale. AT THE GATEWAY! AT 5 PM! ON FRIDAY THE NEXT!! OOH AND I WILL GO SHOPPING AND I LOVE HARRY POTTER SO SO SO SO SO MUCH AND I WILL WEAR HARRY POTTER GLASSES and i LURV LOVE LOVE HARRY POTTER AND HE SHOULD BE MY BOYFRIEND, JUST KIDDING, I WISH JK ROWLING WAS LIKE MY BFF BUT NOW I AM IN A HARRY POTTER MADNESS CRAZE!!!

AHHH!! HARRY POTTER MaDnEsS!!!
somebody out there, anyone, share the LLLLOOOOVVEE!! WHO ELSE IS GOING TO HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 1 OF THE ePiC fInAlE FRIdaY the NEXT?!?!?!? I DONT WANT TO FEEL Lto the O the N to the E to the ly!!

H to the arry potter!!! WOO HOO!! 

sorry i am feeling a little harry potter high going on!! whoops!

Monday, November 1, 2010

happy official {day after} Halloween

oh, dear.
sorry i haven't posted in like forevers!!

i have an excuse though.. it's because our computer hasn't been working forevers! 

so I'd just like to say...

HAPPY OFFICIAL {DAY AFTER} HALLOWEEN!!!! it's the best holiday of the year.
I hope you have a really good day after halloween and eat all your candy and get sick but then recover and wear your costume to school or whatever you want and all that good stuff.

also I forgot to mention...

PINCH PINCH PUNCH PUNCH IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!
BLEHK. GOODBYE GOOD WEATHER.








Tuesday, October 12, 2010

excitement. like christmas

oh my garsh oh my garsh oh my garsh  GARSH GARSH!!
I AM SSSOOOO EXCITED!
like unbelievably and extremely non scientifically blow your bananas out of their sockets excited!

I am GOING TO DISNEYLAND!! oh my garshy i love love love disneyland ever so passionately i just want to hug it and kiss it and tuck it in for bed time and read it a bed time story that's how much i love love love disneyland.
hope you guys have a FANTASTICO LOVELY UEA  and completely and utterly enjoy yourselves because i don't want to make any of you people feel bad because you're not going to some cool place like the happiest place on earth. so yeah have a g-reat time whether it's at home or in some random foreign terrain you better like it as long as you're not desperately having sleepovers at school.


okay i'm making people feel bad. i shall officially shut up.  

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

sponge quote palooza

I just made this amazing thing up.

It's called a sponge quote palooza.
So here is what I like to call a little sponge quote palooza blogging action. Here's a googillion quotes from the one and only show.. SPONGEBOB!!



"Patrick: What does claustophobia mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward: What?
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: Stop, Patrick! You're scaring him!"

"Spongebob, there's two kinds of people. There's people who are normal and there is you."
Squidward

"This is the last straw. I would rather rip out my brain stem, run to the nearest 4 way intersection and skip rope with it than continue to live where I do now!" Squidward

Spongebob: Give me a shot...of milk
Squidward: Milk?
Spongebob: 2%
Squidward: Think you can handle it?


Isn't this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us. - Spongebob Squarepants

Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

I can't see my forehead! - Patrick

Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. - Patrick

Is mayonaise an instrument? -Patrick

Come on! You know, I Wumbo, you Wumbo, he she we.. wumbo? Wumboligy, the study of of Wumbo! It's first grade, Spongebob! -Patrick


"Either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants!" Mr. Krabs


King Neptune: [to Spongebob] And as for you, be back with my crown in exactly 10 days. Patrick Star: [Appears out of nowhere] He can do it in nine. King Neptune: Eight. Patrick Star: Seven. King Neptune: Six Mr. Eugene H. KrabsSpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick! Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [He and Spongebob attack PatrickKing Neptune: Six it is then. Patrick Star: [while being choked by Mr. Krabs] Five? SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, shush! 


And the 1st Official Sponge Quote Palooza is brought to an end, but it's definately not the last!
:(     ;)



Tuesday, September 28, 2010

snock-off of the snuzzles

Three words: I love snuzzles.


if you're wondering what a snuzzle is, it's secretly a  snuggie. 


and if you're wondering what a snock-off is...
It's secretly a turn of the century. Like knock your socks off turn of the century.  Awe-some. 


Also, a snock is secretly a sock. 


and a scarf is secretly a snarf. 


and my name is secretly snavery. 


anywho....


I could've invented the snuzzle. I mean, come on! it's a backwards robe! not to be all racist of snuzzles because i so passionately love them but you know. i could've been rich and famous by now!  Look how happy that random lady looks because she was blessed w/the snuzzle. 





Snuzzlylicious 


and just look at that happy little granny!


and that hungry old man. 





Buy one for your buddays everyone! cough cough me cough


and i , the cool person, also owns a snuzzle.
snuzzly snuzzlicious.

ps i was going to post a pic of me in a snuzzle but it just didn't work out! darn it! 

Monday, September 20, 2010

the rodents of my life

Let me tell you, this was all my moodre's idea.

"This was the most brilliant idea to date" -mom 

Ha. ha. what a statement. 

What an experience! 



All the rodents... COMBINED! 

That's Smores.. the hamster not the food!

scrambling about!! 


Smores! 


MARSHY!! 



uncontainable


Piggy Piggy Piggy Pie
aka Piggy Pie

"Piggy Pie is the cutest hamster ever. And she's not even a hamster." ~Emily
TWIX!!


So that was the drama of the day.
everyone grabbing at some random hamster and trying to get them to stay to-gether for a perfect pic.



Mom: "Come on Luke, let Beau hold your hamster. He's not hurting Marshy!"
Luke: "Mom, I have your hamster on my shoulder!" (in a warning tone)
Mom: "That's not my hamster"
Luke: "Yeah it is.. wait, what?! (takes glance at shoulder) Whoops."

 it was very dramatic and intensifying and exhilarating.  talk about RE-LAXING! 

















Wednesday, September 15, 2010

birthday announcements!!

Hello fellow people!
I have some extraordinary birthday announcements slash shoutouts to announce!!
first of all is my spectacular...
MOODRE!
she is my mother. i love her ever so dearly. especially since her dinner choice is cafe rio. :) her birthday is to-day! and she's turning 20.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!
also...
Happy birthday to...
PORTER!really good friend of mine. You're awesome Porter! your birthday is.. hmm,when is it again? dang it! Just kidding. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW PORTER!! 
and...
JACOB AND NATHAN!
oh the fun cousins. happy birthday on the 21st guys!! WAHOO!!
AND MY BIRTHDAY IS ON FRIDAY! ... I WISH!
weell... my half birthday was on sunday, does that count for anything at all? perhaps a half a cake or something?

and also one more thing i perhaps need to mention..
Today, i was epicly forgotten. (sigh)
my dad told me this morning when we went morning jogging in the morning that he would take me out to lunch today! i said "Well okay then! that sounds like muey fun!"
So i was all counting on it and everything. and when lunch came, i waited...
and i waited..
and i waited...
 and he never came! GASP! (humungous frowny face)
Sooo.... i starved for the rest of the day. and i dremt of food slash cibo. cafe rio cibo.

And that's how i was forgotten. Oh well my dad is just somewhat forgetful at times! like who cares anyway? cough cough me cough. The end!

 
Ciao!

  

Saturday, September 11, 2010

FIESTA!

guess whatt!!?

PARENTS OUT OF TOWN!!!

and do you know what that means??!!

FIESTA!! FIESTA FIESTA FIESTA!
ullgg and i have a a muey packed schedule today...

12-2 regular fiesta
3-9 Book of Mormon Fiesta! ay ay ay ay!
and yesterday I also had a fiesta! it's just partay weekend!

Hope the mother and father are just absolutely postitively and completely enjoying themselves in the bear lake that we went to.. hmm... just last week, was it? 

Maybe. 
It is a vacation from me and the sibs after all! and what if they're up at the cabino right now yelling, 

"FIESTA FIESTA!" and inhaling that same ketchuped meatloaf like there ain't no tomorrow...

weird thoughts. 

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

home sweet home



oh wahoo i'm back!!! right when i got back emily was at my house, my bro opened his new Fushigi and we just partied it up like there was no tomorrow! partay partay partay! no actually we listened to the soothing sounds of the guy that explains how to do Fushigi and he was on the DVD and he is a mime. he is a mime with a pony tail.

but anywho...
Bear Lake was fun and it wasn't fun. me and my relationship with bear lake is very confusing. i love it but i hate it so ever much. But I love it at the same time! AGHGHGH! 
It was kinda windy so when we did the waverunners we caught a little air. Believe me i was very wet afterwards. and then we just kinda hung out at the cabino, fasted, inhaled ketchuped meatloaf like it was the most amazing thing we ever ate.. you know, the usual. here's some pics from the lake! 
Did we take you by surprise? 
Beaubertson aka the grouch but I love him dearly

Papa Bear cranking up those wavrunners
Oh little Nella! 

A rainbow in the sky


Hello Mr. Mustachio


Thanks for enduring the longest post ever!
Ciao! 

Friday, September 3, 2010

off to the lake I go

I am going to old bear lake today. And I'm staying till Monday!! Have a fan freakin tastic monday off of school and don't just sit around and watch TV or I will track you down. :) Or, even better I'll just have my neighbor matthew track you down with his sweet computer skills. 


i'll post when i get back, but...


"Well, I gotta go now. I've got a lotta bouncin' to do! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! T-T-F-N: ta-ta for now!"
Tigger


Ciao!

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Mockingjay

Hey, all, who have read Mockingjay and are suffering because they have nobody to talk to about it... 


Official mockingjay discussion!! Post comments about the book! people who have not read mockingjay yet...


1) You are a loser :)   (not really, but YOU HAVE TO READ IT!)
2) You don't know what you're missing!!
3) If you have any common sense, DON'T READ THE COMMENTS FOR THIS POST! Just don't!


The best book in the world