first of all sorry for not posting {heh heh forever}, i realized that my life isn't non-buzy anymore now that i'm doing bball too!!!
speaking of basketball... guess what i made an amazing discovery today, like einstein with a lightbulb moment except different because i am not a guy and i don't have a beard.
i have MUSCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{dramatic pause}
it's just like discovering chocolate under the christmas tree on christmas morning... (dreamy sigh)
i know right. just ask my moods, she will agree!!! my stomach is rock solid when you punch it, and my legs have muscle and my arms when i flex have muscle popping up. AAAAAAH i'm just like a mini body builder!!!! Like when you go up to me now I will have a little missionary tag that says "Sister Body Builder" mmmhmmm that's me that should be my new career so i can have a woman six pack
i know i know what you're thinking. i'm kinda skinny. okay well i would post a pic too, but that would be a little creepy and TMI and awkward, and i'll spare you the anxiety.
fine fine i'll show you my muscle. here it is:
guess what??
today.... i was kidnapped.
DUN dun DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was taken out of my house against my own will and stuffed in a car.
And then they took me to a delicious breakfast.
if you're wondering what the heck i'm talking about, well i'll tell you.
today i was laying in my bed at about 6:30 cuz my alarm went off like a couple minutes before that but i was waaayy too lazy to get up, when i heard footsteps coming up the stairs. i'm like,
"what the...."
so then they started coming in my room... and i was like,
"????"
Then i heard a girl say "Okay time to get up. we gotta go to school."
so i looked up and there were three girls from my basketball team!!
and then i was like "????" So i had to hurry and get my bball stuff and put some shoes on and put in my contacts, and then we left!!!
We woke up a few other girls on the team and headed over to someone's house where we had a really good breakfast!! then we had to go to school in our pj's and messy hair with a sign around our neck saying "Hug me!! I made the MJH Basketball team!!"
It was fun!!! i wanna get kidnapped again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....as weird as that sounds... :) :)
i am really really really really really anxious right now!!
why, you may ask. well....
basketball tryouts were on monday, and there were like 33 or 31 or something like that girls. man i surprisingly made the first cut (9 girls were cut)!!!!
so i tried out again today, the last tryouts. only two people are getting cut and the rest are on the team. i am so so so so nervous. they're posting it up tomorrow in the morning before school....
i'll tell you what anxiety like this feels like. well it's like a whole bunch of tingly little bubbles bumping around and occasionally electrocuting you and sparking inside your stomach.
I HATE IT!!!!!!
i know when i said bubbles it was probly misleading.... yeah they're evil bubbles. disguised as nice cute cuddly little bubbles when really they are dangerous evil little bubbles that seek to destroy you and eat out your stomach in every way possible...
so if you don't like that feeling, don't try out for sports. the bubbles will eat your insides!!
